New iPhone App “Eye in a Box” Helps You Make That Cool Photo with Your Eye in the Middle of Your Fingers in the Shape of a Box

The highly anticipated new app “Eye in a Box” debuts in the Apple app store tomorrow for $1.99. It is expected to sell more than 1,000,000 copies in it’s first week alone. Essentially the app is a step by step pdf that shows you (along with your camera in your phone) how to make a [...]

Cinnabon and Burger King Team up for Stoners Who Are on the Go

Do you smoke pot regularly? If you do, you know the familiar craving you get for Cinnabon. That along with the sting you feel knowing your busy life won’t allow you to drive out the airport can sometimes make you feel helpless. Well Burger King has come to the rescue. Previously limited to just airports, [...]

New All-Black Version of “Steel Magnolias” Expected Draw in Excess of 400 Moviegoers this Weekend

A new, all-black version of movie based on female bonding “Steel Magnolias” debuts this weekend at the box office. The movie, which cost around $55 million to produce is expected to draw more than 400 moviegoers in the opening weekend alone. Total moviegoers for duration the movie is in theaters us expected to top 1,500. [...]

Study Shows People Go Fishing for Very Different Reasons

A recent study by the American Association for Angling in the Americas (or quad A) showed that people head out with their fishing poles for very different reasons. The results show: 6% sport fish on large boats 11% fish for medium size fish to catch and release 83% fish daily to avoid starvation People who [...]

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Roger Ebert Reviews “The Hunger Games” with Two Thumbs Up

Roger Ebert recently sat down with us to review the new blockbuster hit “The Hunger Games”. He gave it the highest rating of two enthusiastic thumbs up. He did not comment further. Next week Mr. Ebert will review “American Reunion” starring Jason Bigg and Tara Reid.

DJ Pauly D Wows Crowd, Kicks Off Set By Pressing the Play Button

Last night at The Underground Lounge in LA, DJ Pauly D from The Jersey Shore fame brought the crowd to a fever pitch with a blazing set kicked off with some tracks from his iTunes account. “I’ve always loved music ever since I was a little kid growing up in Jersey. Being a musician was [...]

Nancy Reagan Found Alive and Hiding in The White House

Yesterday afternoon Michelle Obama walked into the State Dining Room in the White House to set the table for supper and found an old woman sitting and nibbling on some food left in the room. The woman turned out to be none other than the former first lady Nancy Reagan. Long thought to have perished [...]

Alec Baldwin Has No Memory of Ever Not Being Famous

Alec Baldwin, best known for his recent work on the hit NBC sitcom 30 Rock, has almost always been famous. He and his brothers have all been well known actors for as long as they can remember. As a matter of fact, Alec has no memory of himself when he wasn’t famous. “I suppose at [...]

Billy Payne Not Sure Why These Broads Keep Nagging Him About Shit That’s His Own Damn Business

At an Augusta National press conference today, the club chairman, Billy Payne, continued to field unnecessary questions that had nothing to do with golf.  Having just moved 8 of the 17 pin locations, Mr. Payne was sure he would get some questions around controversial hole #16, but instead he fielded questions that sounded more like [...]